{"product_id":"crushed-velvet-blanket-grumpy-pirate-cat-not-today-throw-blanket","title":"Crushed Velvet Blanket — Grumpy Pirate Cat “NOT TODAY!” Throw Blanket","description":"Wrap yourself in a little attitude and a lot of softness. This crushed velvet blanket features a grumpy, one-eyed cat sketch with the cheeky caption “NOT TODAY!” — a cozy companion for slow mornings, movie nights, or when you need a gentle barrier between you and the world. The plush, shiny pile catches the light and keeps a warm, tactile presence on the couch or at the foot of the bed. It’s the kind of throw that makes you smile and shrug at the same time: stubborn, snug, and unmistakably playful.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester for shape retention and quick drying\u003cbr\u003e- Soft, fluffy crushed velvet with shiny finish\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for durability\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided vibrant print with crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e- Size 50\" × 60\" (5mm thickness)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":57125765382310,"sku":"80939394114987507442","price":66.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/2958\/4806\/files\/5720333292536207029_2048.jpg?v=1787401495","url":"https:\/\/thecoollection.com\/products\/crushed-velvet-blanket-grumpy-pirate-cat-not-today-throw-blanket","provider":"The Coollection","version":"1.0","type":"link"}